the george burns and gracie allen show

playing bingo
with birth
markers

three tap-
dancing assholes
bring sorrow
to the world
through the comic
genius of a dumb
broad

a huck a huck
a haw haw haw

that's the sun
shine vitamin
let him finish
mmm that's a tasty
toothpick, do
you want to see
a card trick?

harry's got cotton
in his pocket
for that disturbing
ukulele

two helpings of
chocolate saw
dust paused on
silver nitrate cows.