please

don't turn the channel
please
don't twist the dial
this
is a clear frequency
this
is a fine commercial
this
is a one month trial

stay on channel 22

on channel 23
they have a cat
killer
on channel 24
they have a dead
ringer
on channel 25
they get buried
alive
on channel 666
on channel 6
six
sicks
we get to live and
know
forever

please
don't ever do
the right thing
you monkey

please
don't ever change
the channel.